One night my friend Jen and I were making out in my bedroom. I had one hired hand inside her top and another up her skirt, and it was just getting really good once my roommate Ricky walked in. "Don't worry, I'll sleep on the couch." I felt bad because I knew he'd get no sleep out-of-door in the dorm common room, so I pulled a blanket complete me and Jen and told him to stay a while. I figured the least we could do is drink a brewage with him in front kicking him out.